"Welcome, friend.
You've travelled some distance to find us here, have you not? I must admit that not all have the courage to venture so far from the safety of the major cities to seek us out. Obviously, you're one of the few, and that in itself has earnt you respect in my eyes.
Who am I, you ask? My name is Wynnie Brighthammer, and I lead this here group of miscreants. Oh, now don't let that term fool you, friend. Our hearts are in the right place, and our intentions are just. Our methods, however... Well, you'll soon learn for yourself. But please, take a seat and make youself at home. We have some fine cider if you'd care to sample a mug or two? Yes, I may join you for one as well.
That's a most interesting question 'what do we do here?' and the answer isn't always the same for each of us. What we do for the most part is keep Azeroth as safe as we can, however we can. We fight injustice, defend the weak, and promote friendship amongst all the races of our world. It's not always a glorious job, and sometimes we find ourselves wallowing through the refuse that othes dare not, or walking a path through the shadows to achieve our goals. Righteous Darkness. A fitting name for our little family, yes?
Well, enough about us. Tell us a little more about yourself. I'm sure you have your own story to tell, and I'm sure we would all like to hear it.
Please, begin your tale. You have my complete attention."
